It’s been a couple of months since the last Meet the Team so surely it’s time for another one? I can hear the pleading and begging so let’s do this. Kettle on the boil? Biscuits ready? OK, we shall begin. The Team KNP member thrust under the spotlight this time is Neil Stones, our Senior Sales & Client Support Manager.
Some say he’s the perfect topping on the wonderful KNP dessert at the end of a sumptuous meal of sustainable print delights. Others that he’s the old sitcom on Dave you notice in the TV listings that fills you with warmth. But to us he’s just Neil, Neil, Orange Peel. Ask your parents.
Kettle boiled? Ready. Let’s crack on then.
Meet the Team: Neil Stones!
Who would you want to play you in a film of your life: ER, HELLO! DID I TELL YOU I’VE ACTED AND BEEN ON TV…? (It’s still on iPlayer!) Oooh! No you didn’t. We need to get you a star on the KNP walk of fame! But, just to be clear, you want you to play you do you?
What special (by special we mean useless) talent do you have: REMEMBERING LYRICS FROM THE 80’s. You see, that’s a good one if you ask me.
What common quote or saying most annoys you: YOLO.
Favourite TV programme: TASKMASTER. Can you just go and rustle up a sandwich whilst we’re doing this. With one had behind your back. Hopping.
Your Favourite food: SMOKED SALMON.
Favourite musician / artist: KATE BUSH.
And favourite book: THE GODFATHER.
Worst film you’ve ever seen: THE LOBSTER (but what do I know, try it, you might like it). It’s a bit out there isn’t it.
Name 3 people (dead or alive) you’d have as dinner guests: KATE BUSH, JIM MORRISON, THOM YORKE (so we could work on the concept album I’ve been planning).
Who would you not want to be stuck in a lift with: 99.99% of the human race. Got many friends, Neil?
When you were young, what did you want to be: AN ARTIST.
Favourite gadget: iPHONE.
Worst habit: DAD JOKES – PERSONALLY I THINK THEY (especially mine) ARE EXTREMELY UNDERRATED. With you. 100%. Dad jokes need widespread respect.
If you could live anywhere, where would it be: NORTHERN ITALY, NEAR A RIVER, LAKE OR THE COAST. Bella, Bella, bellissima!
As we come to the end, what special power would you like to have: MINDREADING. The way you had that answer ready, did you know I was going to say that?
Where you going Neil? What, you knew that was the last question? OK, fair enough. Thanks.
And that was that.
So, Mr. Neil Stones has left the building (well, the room at least). I hope that was a little bit of light relief whilst you dunked your bickie in your brew (it didn’t break off though did it). And at the same time it shone a light on our man with the long job title. Thanks for sticking with us, that’s the end of Meet the Team: Neil Stones.
He’s an alright bloke isn’t he. Isn’t he?
The KNP team.
You can find out more about some of the other KNP team members by popping over to our About page. Or you can also check back through our blog for more in the Meet the Team series of chats. I promise you, it’s riveting stuff!
Be good out there!